Things I Once (not too long ago, mind you) Had Never Done Until I Did Them All in One Night (fear not, there are still MANY things I have NOT done)

mood: freezing
music: typing in cybercafe
random word: bloop

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1) see a shower freeze in July

2) go to a pool hall

3) like beer (could´ve been caught up in the moment and knowing that it just fit; could´ve been the beer was damn good)

4) drunk pool

5) drunk bowling

6) arrive at a night club rarin´to go at 2:00 a.m.

7) dance with so many Latin men

8) say ¨no¨to as many Latin men and their propositions for just one little ¨beso¨

9) have so many Latin men claim to be in love with me. What? Just because my ass shakes like the tin cans hanging off the muffler of a ¨Just Married¨couple´s car dies not mean I have any desire to put said ass into said car

10) dance until I may have actually hated it

11) fall over on dance floor on top of Latin man who is actually my host brother after he saved me from sketchy latin man who was very short and obviously comensatin for something with his...how would we say it...sharp and pointy to the point of being phallic...voice!

12) cry on the dance floor as my brother tried for the 4,267th time to teach me a dance that way apparently called Uno, Dos. But Uno, Dos is much harder than it sounds, especially when, although you may have sobered up by 5:30 in the morning, your partner is still chugging cerveza andyou´re so tired that when you look out the window and see light you have no idea whether you´re hallucinating or the sun is rising or both.

13) knock over a glass bottle and secretly feel kind of sexy at the sound of the glass shards crushing uner the merciless heels of the boots I´m now thanking God I chose over flipflops.

14) hear the sound of breaking glass not followed by¨You May Be Right¨and nod your head, thinking that Billy is most definitely right

15) stumble into a taxiat the same hour that I would´ve been boarding the bus to work just last week. Uncanny.

16) sleep in ski clothes with a hot water bottle between my legs. Yes, it´s that cold.

17) wake up at 3:00 in the afternoon not having slept 8 hours

18) immediately write it all down knowing it is certainly blogworthy. And not the public blog that my family and coworkers read.

Oh, and I left my phone at home and it has all of you lovely phone numbers in it. So it would be awesome if you could email them to me. I miss you all very much!!!