Toying with boys' hearts
mood: Evil
music: Melissa Etheridge
random word: curmudgeonly
So, I'm talking again with okcupid boy. He's all sad that I'm heading up to Vermont in a couple of days, while I'm just kinda torturing him by alternately flirting and acting indifferent. And now I just have to share my obnoxiousness with you all.
SilverMasque906 (1:03:47 AM): im never gonna get to meet you, with you going off to school so early
SilverMasque906 (1:05:34 AM): and its not my fault you have to leave
SilverMasque906 (1:05:39 AM): so its your fault
Quoth Tiberius (1:05:53 AM): but it isn't my fault I was given those beans
SilverMasque906 (1:06:04 AM): oh god
Quoth Tiberius (1:06:05 AM): you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans
Quoth Tiberius (1:06:31 AM): and without those beans there'd've been to stalk to get up to the giant in the FIRST place!
SilverMasque906 (1:06:38 AM): youre so done
Y'know, it's behaviour like this that really kinda warrants my bachelorhood.
... hey, where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
3 Comments:
you are my hero.
I stand by my previous judgment: you are my favorite kind of asshole in the whole world.
the only thing better than your cutting-edge sense of humor and cunning (word chose based on rhymage with cutting) is your story about the Principessa Mumkin which i just read and absolutely adore. surprise...you're my favorite.
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