What now, chupa chupa?

mood: victorious
music: Neutral Milk Hotel [I'm so indie it hurts...]
random word: wicker

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Okay, so I'm just going to unabashedly dominate the blog. Sorry. Let me know if it gets old (although I don't think it's possible, since I for one still love Becky Bierman). This post is basically just for me to gloat. Laura and Jessie can join in, too. And sorta Greg and Sam, if they want to, but only if we let them. And our phantom bloggers Mark and Kyle are welcome as well, now that I think about it.
Anywho, I was talking with some random guy I met on the internet. The other night he was asking me a lot of questions, so I decided that tonight was my night to ask him a lot of questions. Problem is, after a couple of serious questions (and based on the questions he asked the other night) I decided I'm not really that interested in him. So, I posed the following question for kicks:

Quoth Tiberius (11:34:53 PM): ok, if a rhino, a squirrel, an owl, a frog and a flying pig got into a fight, who would emerge victorious?
Quoth Tiberius (11:35:16 PM): and why

And random guy answered, sans prompting:

SilverMasque906 (11:37:01 PM): the owl, because the rhino would squash the squirrel andthe frog while the pig and the owl flew above and watched it all happen, and because the flying pig has stumpy legs it cant perch and will eventually land, only to be squashed by the rhine, after which the owl will launch carefull plotted attacks at night while the rhinos vision is dimished and is at a disadvantage

Thus, Brainerd is simply superior. It's just logical.