So it turns out I'm not pregnant...

mood: RELIEVED (not really that much)
music: radiobilingue
random word: bobbin

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My mom has been freaking out because the doctor's office left a message on our home answering machine saying that I needed to call them to get some test results. It was very thoughtful of them to leave such an awkwardly mysterious message. It didn't help that I wasn't feeling well earlier this week and a mother having been struck by the creative inspiration that comes with parenthood paranoia could, I suppose, have feasibly attributed my symptoms to morning sickness. Gulp. So I finally called the doctor today and was assured that my test (which wasn't actually a pregnancy test but try to tell my mom that) came back normal. Phew. *Wipes hand faintly across forehead* So I'm basically feeling pretty good about myself. If I were someone else, I would probably celebrate by going out, getting wasted and having lots of wild, unprotected sex.